An apple a day…

Hey people

I’m back and this time with a huge smile

It’s been sober around here for a few days. Very intense right? So let’s have a few sprinkles of joy. More like a rain of joy.

(Picture by Cynthia Christine)

Today I’m talking about a few things that make me happy and no I’m not talking about junk food I think we’ve had enough of that. If not coach E will be forced to buy all of us Koboko (whips) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Seeing as my birthday is coming and today is day 14

on this #journeyto40 who knows what the Lord will do through you. Listen to me if at any point the Lord is speaking to you DO NOT RESIST. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So here goes to my a little more expensive weaknesses…

before I start have you ever seen a juicy red apple sitting pretty on its own.

You know you are okay just admiring it. Once you take a bite you are in …

Ok so that’s what happened to me. One bite and I was hooked. Yes, apple gives me joy. It’s so bad that I even love the smell of a new apple product. There’s a way the box just smells…. when you unpack a new iPad, iPhone, Mac book, etc

You won’t understand if you’re not one of us ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Guess what I just found

Yep! Now you can carry that smell anywhere. Oh! Best of both worlds. Now we don’t have to buy a new apple product every time we want that smell. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Is the Spirit speaking yet? ๐Ÿ™‚

Okay so wondering what to get for my birthday and you really really really really really really really really really love me ๐Ÿ˜ then here are a few things that get butterflies in my belly

iPhone (8 or X)

And I’m not picky o! I will take any color ๐Ÿ˜Š

iPad Pro

Also not picky about color. And if the lord is speaking to you just complete it with the pencil and keypad ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

Oh you don’t like to give bulky gifts? Let’s get the smaller ones I don’t mind…

Apple Watch series 3

Go all out on straps … I mean why not? ๐Ÿ˜

Still not hearing God?! Ah! Ahn! Are you sure you prayed this morning? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

what about this one?


see? It already says add to bag. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ what are you waiting for? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

Not yet sure? Oh there’s more. I know you can’t want to buy me such a small thing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Maybe consider this…


…and black or white is fine. ๐Ÿค—

But wait! What’s a HomePod without an

iPod Touch. You should see mine you will just feel bad for me and buy me like 4…. well I couldn’t suggest 40 now could I? ๐Ÿ˜‚ oh! By the way since the Lord is already using you just make it 128 GB ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

I’m just trying to be helpful o! I want to save you the stress of asking what to get for my birthday ๐Ÿ˜

If your spirit is saying cake …DONT!!! I’m trying to lose weight

If your spirit is saying clothes … LAUGH I’m not really fussy and I don’t have wardrobe space.

If your spirit is saying car …well, you may hardly ever see ME in it. I barely go anywhere and I rarely drive these days. It will be mostly for school runs but don’t let me discourage you.

However if apple has started making cars. I’m here for it ๐Ÿ˜ where’s my drivers license o! I’m going to renew.

But until then let’s make do with this …


Or just go crazy on apple accessories

Phone cases

Mac Pro 15″ cases

Mac Pro laptop bags

Still not sure what to get? Just buy an apple gift card o! I can do a lot with it.

Sometimes I wonder how I became such a geek ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚. I can fiddle with gadgets all day long. But that’s post for another day. ๐Ÿ˜Š

If you’re not an apple fan then tell me why but on doctors orders I will stick to apple. After all as they say…

Okay guys gotta run.

Speaking of apples… I haven’t really been too good on this trip ๐Ÿ™ˆ junk and stress very bad combo.

Anyway I’m home soon ๐Ÿ˜

Can’t wait

Ok guys

Love you

Pastor M




14 thoughts on “An apple a day…

  1. Looooool, we get the hint Mama.
    You definitely deserve these and so much more.
    What about an ‘apple cake’, hmmmmm, there’s this recipe…
    Unfortunately, I don’t know why people like apple products. I feel they are too selfish #runsaway


  2. Who even knew Apple had this much. I love the perfume. Since I don’t have an APPLE product I am here for the perfume. I love the idea of Apple cake haha


  3. Fiddling with my iPhone and yes I spend all day staring at the x, today I think I want the 8, tomorrow the x and then I think oh maybe I should just wait till October for something very new… I was always a fan of the blackberry especially if it had a keypad well until I took a bite and now if itโ€™s not apple itโ€™s just well an English pear and thatโ€™s not good enough. Let me go and ask the Holy Spirit weather he wanted me to buy anything for you or me. But those straps are sooo cute


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