An apple a day…

Hey people

I’m back and this time with a huge smile

It’s been sober around here for a few days. Very intense right? So let’s have a few sprinkles of joy. More like a rain of joy.

(Picture by Cynthia Christine)

Today I’m talking about a few things that make me happy and no I’m not talking about junk food I think we’ve had enough of that. If not coach E will be forced to buy all of us Koboko (whips) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Seeing as my birthday is coming and today is day 14

on this #journeyto40 who knows what the Lord will do through you. Listen to me if at any point the Lord is speaking to you DO NOT RESIST. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So here goes to my a little more expensive weaknesses…

before I start have you ever seen a juicy red apple sitting pretty on its own.

You know you are okay just admiring it. Once you take a bite you are in …

Ok so that’s what happened to me. One bite and I was hooked. Yes, apple gives me joy. It’s so bad that I even love the smell of a new apple product. There’s a way the box just smells…. when you unpack a new iPad, iPhone, Mac book, etc

You won’t understand if you’re not one of us πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Guess what I just found

Yep! Now you can carry that smell anywhere. Oh! Best of both worlds. Now we don’t have to buy a new apple product every time we want that smell. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Is the Spirit speaking yet? πŸ™‚

Okay so wondering what to get for my birthday and you really really really really really really really really really love me 😁 then here are a few things that get butterflies in my belly

iPhone (8 or X)

And I’m not picky o! I will take any color 😊

iPad Pro

Also not picky about color. And if the lord is speaking to you just complete it with the pencil and keypad πŸ™πŸΌ

Oh you don’t like to give bulky gifts? Let’s get the smaller ones I don’t mind…

Apple Watch series 3

Go all out on straps … I mean why not? 😁

Still not hearing God?! Ah! Ahn! Are you sure you prayed this morning? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

what about this one?


see? It already says add to bag. 😁 😍 what are you waiting for? πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

Not yet sure? Oh there’s more. I know you can’t want to buy me such a small thing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Maybe consider this…


…and black or white is fine. πŸ€—

But wait! What’s a HomePod without an

iPod Touch. You should see mine you will just feel bad for me and buy me like 4…. well I couldn’t suggest 40 now could I? πŸ˜‚ oh! By the way since the Lord is already using you just make it 128 GB πŸ™πŸΌ

I’m just trying to be helpful o! I want to save you the stress of asking what to get for my birthday 😁

If your spirit is saying cake …DONT!!! I’m trying to lose weight

If your spirit is saying clothes … LAUGH I’m not really fussy and I don’t have wardrobe space.

If your spirit is saying car …well, you may hardly ever see ME in it. I barely go anywhere and I rarely drive these days. It will be mostly for school runs but don’t let me discourage you.

However if apple has started making cars. I’m here for it 😁 where’s my drivers license o! I’m going to renew.

But until then let’s make do with this …


Or just go crazy on apple accessories

Phone cases

Mac Pro 15″ cases

Mac Pro laptop bags

Still not sure what to get? Just buy an apple gift card o! I can do a lot with it.

Sometimes I wonder how I became such a geek πŸ€“πŸ˜‚. I can fiddle with gadgets all day long. But that’s post for another day. 😊

If you’re not an apple fan then tell me why but on doctors orders I will stick to apple. After all as they say…

Okay guys gotta run.

Speaking of apples… I haven’t really been too good on this trip πŸ™ˆ junk and stress very bad combo.

Anyway I’m home soon 😁

Can’t wait

Ok guys

Love you

Pastor M




14 thoughts on “An apple a day…

  1. Nice tips Mama you deserve the best nothing short of it…. A means to sow and tap from the anointing of a beautiful fulfilled life at 40. Love you Mama.

  2. oh, the love of an apple especially since it keeps the doctor away!!!I hear you Mama

  3. Looooool, we get the hint Mama.
    You definitely deserve these and so much more.
    What about an ‘apple cake’, hmmmmm, there’s this recipe…
    Unfortunately, I don’t know why people like apple products. I feel they are too selfish #runsaway

  4. Who even knew Apple had this much. I love the perfume. Since I don’t have an APPLE product I am here for the perfume. I love the idea of Apple cake haha

  5. Fiddling with my iPhone and yes I spend all day staring at the x, today I think I want the 8, tomorrow the x and then I think oh maybe I should just wait till October for something very new… I was always a fan of the blackberry especially if it had a keypad well until I took a bite and now if it’s not apple it’s just well an English pear and that’s not good enough. Let me go and ask the Holy Spirit weather he wanted me to buy anything for you or me. But those straps are sooo cute

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