On a Lighter note…

Ok so I’m trying very hard not to be upset. It’s almost 3 am and I just did this amazing post and just mistakenly deleted instead of posting. Honestly I thought these things had stopped happening to me I spent the last 30 minutes ransacking word press but I cannot find it. I’m tempted to just delete my entire account and just pack it all up but Satan doesn’t get to win. Idiot that he is.

So here goes…. again… like nothing ever happened and I’m really trying to have a good attitude about this.

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Hey people

So Day 8

I just posted up day 7 a few hours ago HIGHER STANDARDS here we go again… See you get 2 posts today. How cool is that?

So today I’m thinking let’s keep it light or as they say in Nigeria “give me something light ๐Ÿ˜” so today I’m going to share one of my not too expensive weaknesses. So it’s definitely on a lighter note

Today we’ll keep it light and fluffy (hint hint) ๐Ÿ˜‰. Well I’m guessing if you really know me then you know what this is about. If you don’t then … brace yourself

Get ready…

Drum roll please…

okay here it comes…

Hold on …

yep! Almost there…

and today is about…

(๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i just love doing these things… a little too much if you ask me.)

So anyway today is about …

BREAD

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yes you heard me. BREAD. I looooooooooooooooooooove bread. You cannot be close to me and not know.

It has to be oven fresh, preferably warm, very soft. Eaten any other way is totally disrespectful to bread.

I like bread sha o! Kai!

Sliced

Unsliced

Wheat bread

French bread

High protein with nuts and grains

Seeded bread buns

Garlic bread

Any bread sha. Just let it be right

I don’t see how people don’t get it…. and Christians o! Me? I’m a doer of the word. It comes highly recommended in the scriptures as one of the most mentioned foods. Even our lord and savior Jesus Christ described himself as bread

Why didn’t he say I am the yam of life? Theologians will now come out. Argue on your own blog. I’m not interested

Jesus ate bread – they will now say we should not eat bread. #justsaying. If Jesus ate bread why shouldn’t we? He ate bread and fish, bread and wine, I’m seeing some major recipes for amazing meals here.

Besides Jesus said man shall not live by bread alone so you see? He always had an accompaniment. And me? I’m just very obedient to the word.

#greaterworks- so I eat bread in many greater ways.

One of the simple reasons I love bread so much. Gets along with everyone. Such a versatile young fellow ๐Ÿ˜

You can eat…

Bread and butter

Bread and cheese

Bread and jam

Bread and mayonnaise

Bread and peanut butter

Bread and ketchup

Bread and hazelnut spread

Bread and chocolate spread

Bread and eggs – fried, poached, boiled, scrambled, etc

Bread and sausage

Bread and bacon

Bread and coke, sprite or Fanta

Bread and juice

Bread and different kinds of nuts

Bread and pepper soup

Bread and any kind of soup really ๐Ÿ™ˆ

Bread and beans

Bread and coconut

Bread and akara (bean cakes)

Bread and moi-moi (bean pudding)

Bread and indomie noodles ๐Ÿ™ˆ don’t judge

Bread and honey

Bread and stew ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Bread as a sandwich

Bread toasted

Bread and bread (different variants eaten together as a sandwich)

This list could go on …

and it should. So I’m leaving it to all my fellow bread lovers to fill in the gap. Tell me your favorite spot to buy bread and what you like to pair it with. Don’t be shy.

And to all others before you comment let me warn you. To be against bread is anti-Christ behavior. ๐Ÿ˜œ Jesus is the bread of life. If you don’t love bread do you love Jesus? If you don’t love Jesus is that not anti-Christ? It’s in your bible read it na

However after having said all this. Please if you are trying to lose weight. Help yourself and stay off bread. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ It may be a good time to gain some spiritual weight. Focus on Jesus.

by the way I’m on a physical diet so please don’t send bread to my house o! Don’t let coach E catch you guys. Right now I’m praying only Eziaha stops by and coach E somehow does not see this post ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Okay darlings … do I feel a give away coming soon? Hmmm… let’s see how I feel tomorrow.

Gotta run

On a lighter note part 2 comes up tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜

Love

Pastor M

34 thoughts on “On a Lighter note…

  1. Me that I’m already here. Lol. I actually don’t like bread like that until I open my taste buds and have a taste. Even then… I can walk away. But hey we are allowed our fave indulgences na… the key is to always know when to STOP!! ME I like ice cream!!! Rich decadent ice cream. Paired with pizza (a kind of bread abi???) Phew!!!!!!!! I think TPT says He is the pizza/ice cream of life. Check well

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  2. Mama forgot to mention that Bread is readily available and easily affordable too! Ha! I’m a fan of simple foods so bread is definitely a Yes for me! Try the bread and ewa agoyin 7am at Obalende or the bread and akara at Radiography hostel, Yaba at 7pm, come back and thank me. You are most welcome.๐Ÿ˜Š

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  3. Oh bread! Wherefore art thou my love ๐Ÿ˜ … Sorry had to get poetic. It’s a love something. Those that know know… I can’t stand people who can’t buy fresh bread. Like how can you not identify that this bread is not today’s bread? The smell, the look, the feel, how it can bend and stretch without breaking…..
    I am truly concerned for these people. If you can’t choose fresh bread of the shelf how will you now choose a life partner? ๐Ÿ˜’

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  4. I was saying to myself how much i dont like bread until i saw รฏf you dont love bread do you love Jesus lol. Ok oooo me too am trying to keep fit good time to gain the spiritual weigh and focus on Jesus. Inbetween please who knows how bread and peppersoup taste *yuck*. Sha i trust my Mama she has great taste. lol.

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  5. Loloooko

    I laughed from beginning to end… My customers are asking if I’m OK’

    We should host a Bread party!!!

    Took Bread and tea for breakfast, about to take bread and beans for launch.

    Bread and Coconut is Spiritual…Each bite is as yummy as the last bite.

    Bread plus Ice cream calms one to sleep

    Bread with noodles….The noodles should be placed inbetween the bread.

    Bread with moimoi…For best effect the Moimoi should be placed inbetween the bread.

    For fresh bread check out Lacream @ boundary market, Ajegunle

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  6. Bread with noodles….easiest filling food since 1900.

    I’m trying to run away from bread oh! Especially white bread. Which I usually get hot and fresh….and now Coconut bread is readily available close to me now….which is also made with white flour…which I love….and I am not a fan of wheat bread.

    As for bread and peppersoup…..I cannot even begin to fathom that combo Ma!

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    1. Last night, while I was still enjoying the laughs from Mama’s post…..Bread and pepper soup just seemed familiar; And it’s because it has always been in front of us, from all our Hollywood experience..

      In cartoons, and movies…. Whenever someone needed to get well, bread and pepper soup is the best Combo.

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    2. Last night, while I was still enjoying the laughs from Mama’s post…..Bread and pepper soup just seemed familiar; And it’s because it has always been in front of us, from all our Hollywood experience..

      In cartoons, and movies…. Whenever someone needed to get well and strong, bread and pepper soup is the best Combo.

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  7. I looooooooooooooooove bread too MaMa and I eat two special kinds of bread. 1. Agege bread with butter and tea as breakfast,2. Shoprite Bread with pepper soup, this is actually my best dinner. I eat bread every blessed day as an obedient disciple of Christ. Don’t you think I need Him everyday? Thanks MaMa.

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  8. Lol…. This post got me laughing and thinking too.
    Bread that I can forget it exist, now I won’t tease my colleague of eating bread daily again since Christ is bread of life.Thank God bread and yam fall in same category as it will mean Christ is also the Yam of life.
    I try a bit with bread if it comes as sandwich so means am still on course.lol
    Thank you Mama for this daily post. Very deep and insightful

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  9. ‘If you donโ€™t love bread do you love Jesus?’
    Father! I receive the grace to like bread o!
    Please Ma, does meatpie count?
    #coversfaceandrunsaway

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  10. Wait mama you eat bread and indomie, omg now I know why I love you, itโ€™s all that bread calling unto bread on the inside. I love bread, when in lagos, grand square bread with agboju suya and a large bottle of coke in Ibadan big treat bread. bread stuffed with noodles sardine and eggs , bread and golden morn, bread and egusi soup, bread stuffed with pancakes (more bread like my father would say) I donโ€™t know why I like that combo but thatโ€™s my favorite. I have managed to stay away from bread for a couple of months and now all this talk of bread ๐Ÿฅ– is making my mouth water but because heavy weight championship is out of style we will drink another liter of water and pretend itโ€™s bread smoothie… sigh

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  11. Oh Mama, you got me laughing with this post especially with “I am the yam of Life”
    This “On a lighter note” is not light o, its deep.
    I love fresh Shoprite brown loaves but I avoid it because of my weight. Don’t worry, I am definitely not against bread.
    Bread and avocado is great ๐Ÿ‘. Have u tried it?

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